After scoring a partership with talkSPORT, every Premier League match day required a timely, relevant and pun-filled radio ad to push listeners to The Sun's coverage of that weekend's football.
I played all 38 match day weekends, topped the table with 76 consecutive radio ads, and scored four live ads – which were written, recorded and on-air within minutes.
You can listen to many of the puns I had a foot-ball with below.
Who is singing the praises of the itsy bitsy Troy Deeney, yellow shirted goal machine-y?
Adnan Janu-siiiigh. Why is it going from bad to worse for Moyes?
How Igha-low can he go? What’s up with Watford’s striker this season?
Who predicts Granit will become Wenger’s rock in midfield?
What will City do without the brains and De Bruyne of Kevin in midfield?
Is Man United’s summer signing Henrikh already Mkhitary-gone?
Why is Christian Benteke Lovren the chance to take on his old teammates at Selhurst?
Why does a Chelsea win still leave Conte Dracula awake at night?
Who says it’d be Giroud to just use Olivier as an impact sub?
Ibra-Cadabra! Why has Zlatan lost the magic touch in front of goal?
Which team have told Mandzukic – Juve got to be ours?
After Jose’s rap, has Anthony proved that Martial Mathers for United?
Does Claudio think he’s found the next Kante? He does Ndidi.
Is Benfica’s star defender finally Lindel-off to United?
Are Palace prepared to roll the Alla-dice and spend big?
What the Emmanu-el? Where does Adebayor plan Togo after the African Nations cup?
Will it be Oxlade-Chamberla-IN… Chamberla-OUT… shake it all about at Arsenal?
Who is trying to acquire Maguire in one Hull-of-a deal for the defender?
With interest from overseas, is it Zlat’s all folks for Ibra and United?
Are the Saints set to re-Ward-Prowse with a new deal to warn off their rivals?
Does Ibra and Sanchez really deserve sweet PFA from the players?